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laughingbird
14th June 2007, 06:31 PM
As a software company, I get eMail.
A ton of it.

Tech support questions, issues with past downloads, praise for the software, rants about the software
... and sometimes, letters that just make me laugh.

Here are a few letters I've received in the past. I try to be nice, but some folks you just can't please. :D
I've left the letters below intact and uncorrected...


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From: "Martin" <xxx@xxx.nl>
Date: November 14, 2006 8:32:09 AM PST
Subject: Re: thelogocreator.com

Hi this sucks i think :

your peace of software has allready a high price but it seams you want to get rish from it fast , because any other modulles has to be paid for ...

Shame on you man !!!!

Why not ask $50 for each logo people make ;-(
i were thinking i will buy it for your high price and i thought i may
downloadother modulles for free , but your a leecher you want more and more
money for each modulle you make that sucks so i go forget your cool
software.

you do have nice product but you want to make to mush money of it and of each detail
so

bey

it piss me off ;-(
its ripp off ...</xxx@xxx.nl>


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From: mickbar@xxxxxxx.com>
Date: October 30, 2005 4:32:23 AM PST
Subject: NO

Mr. logoman.

Can not find the down load on my comptuer. so have not been able to do anything yet, want to find it for me?????? do so.

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From: SGhaderi1@xxxxx.com
Date: April 1, 2004 11:39:19 AM PST
Subject: Small Businesses and The Logo Creator software!

Marc, Thanks for thr email. I tried to use the logo creator several times , ut it was not of any use to us . In our view is is very elementry and not as feature rich as we expected it . Socondly - dwe were not able to create any logos , but to view the smaples.

Needless to say that we feel that MS Pain would be suffiecient enough for our needs.

Ceers
Sid

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From: JasonH@xxxxx.com
Date: May 1, 2007 10:32:12 AM PST
Subject: Last digits

Marc,
I have tried looking up my order number with your lookup service (www.findmyorder.com (http://www.findmyorder.com))

It is asking me for my last 5 didgits of my card!
My card only has 4 digits at the end.

Get this right and download my software now. I have been patient enoubh.

j

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homesight
13th November 2007, 06:01 PM
Marc,


It is asking me for my last 5 didgits of my card!
My card only has 4 digits at the end.


I am sorry but this has to be labeled as hillarious. I've been rolling on the floor for 5 minutes... I can only hope this person was able to find that eluding 5th number...

HomeSight

laughingbird
13th November 2007, 06:05 PM
.... :image09-1:

Worlock
12th November 2008, 11:25 PM
can you say "Ebonics Wuked 4 me" I personally like letter #1...remember my story about the old man the kid and the donkey? :lol:
heres the link in case youve forgotten:
http://www.logodesignforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6316&highlight=donkey